All I wanted was a God damn T-Shirt

"TheJWT" (thejwt)
02/22/2016 at 23:35 • Filed to: None

It takes 6.375 days to walk from 342 Euclid Ave in Cleveland, where I ordered my shirt from, to 215 Willoughby Ave in Brooklyn, where I live. Walking for 12 hours a day, that’s still only 12.5ish days. However the USPS must have found a form of transport even slower, because it is currently day 16 and I am shirtless (I ordered it on the 6th).

DISCUSSION (22)

Nibby > TheJWT
02/22/2016 at 23:44

Hey I used to go to school pretty close to you!

d15b > TheJWT
02/22/2016 at 23:44

Star, because this post has just the right amount of snark.

TheJWT > d15b
02/22/2016 at 23:47

You understand me.

TheJWT > Nibby
02/22/2016 at 23:47

LIU? St. Francis? Pratt?

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > TheJWT
02/22/2016 at 23:47

Send me your address, I’ll send you a shirt

Nibby > TheJWT
02/22/2016 at 23:48

NYU Poly

TheJWT > Nibby
02/22/2016 at 23:50

Ah cool. The Chipotle around there used to be the closest one to me. I feel like we’ve had this conversation before.

TheJWT > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/22/2016 at 23:50

Accepting shirts from strangers on the internet has gotten me where I am in life today.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > TheJWT
02/22/2016 at 23:53

But you can trust me, I’m from Brooklyn. Crown Heights born!

Patrick Nichols > TheJWT
02/23/2016 at 00:09

Unions bro. They can only walk for 8 hours a day with 2 paid 15 minute breaks. They also have to make a handoff at each state line where they will start the next day

DrJohannVegas > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/23/2016 at 00:09

+/- 1 letter makes a huge difference in this post.

Nibby > TheJWT
02/23/2016 at 00:17

Yeah we have!

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > TheJWT
02/23/2016 at 00:21

Why does every city in the country have a Euclid Ave? Everywhere I have lived has had one. I just did a google search for “Euclid Ave” and got 7.5 million results. What the hell is a Euclid anyway and why are we so obsessed as a nation with naming avenues after it?

Sorry just had to get that off my chest.

TheJWT > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
02/23/2016 at 00:25

Seriously though. I used to work on Euclid Ave. In Cleveland and there’s one here in Brooklyn too. There’s also a suburb of Cleveland called Euclid, and the town below that is creatively named South Euclid.

TheJWT > Patrick Nichols
02/23/2016 at 00:25

Now I have to crunch the numbers again...